February 2011
Productiveness is Seriously Overrated
Hooray for ranibow-confetti and jacky-bio for helping me to something actually productive today!
…it nearly killed me. But I forgive you, cuz I’m just an awesome friend like that.
January 2011
“There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It’s sleeping...”
– Panic! At the Disco
“and i chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god...”
– A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an...
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf’s door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
(i know my spirits are down when this can’t even cheer me up)
(curtesy of urban dictionary, which clearly loves me more than anyone at school does)
Midterm-
1)Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.
2) a test in each...
i’m curious as to if there’s a reason the weather forcast went from being “chance of snow” to “partly cloudly”
WHAT THE FUCK
WatchStill trying to figure out why the hell I took this… (perhaps SammieeeJ knows?)
Whatevs. It’s my only reminder of that strange, strange video chat.
WatchStill trying to figure out why the hell I took this… (perhaps SammieeeJ knows?)
Whatevs. It’s my only reminder of that strange, strange video chat.
My eyes! They burn!
watching some shitty version of Beauty and the Beast, god aweful animation complete with rainbows, waterfalls, and dolphins. WHY ARE THERE DOLPHINS?
Oh dear, blonde Belle’s fat sisters have begun singing about shoes. “Things, give us things, or we swear we’ll go insane. More more more more moooore!”
At least the shipwreck scene with Swan Lake playing in the playground has...
“Sing it for the boys, sing it for the girls
Every time that you lose it sing it...”
– My Chemical Romance
how to use Harry Potter to annoy a Twilight fan →
Whenever they mention Jacob Black, ask innocently if they mean Stubby Boardman.
…Twilight fans, gotta hate ‘em
except you SammieeeJ
“A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams your misery and hate will...”
– Welcome to the Black Parade
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
GIVEAWAY! Five-and-two Lani Blue Studded Pyramid...
iwantyourleatherstuddedkiss:
aI’ve decided to do a giveaway with both my blogspot and tumblr followers! All you ahave to do is reblog this post if you follow me on tumblr. On blogspot I will be making a seperate post and you can comment there with your email address.
Want another entire? Follow me on blogger with google friend connect or bloglovin, and leave a message in my ask saying you did...
“Ya’ll better hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband cuz they...”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
To much forensicating is bad for the brain!
So I’m stopping now. As impressive as my procrastination skills are, I really should kick their ass…
“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and...”