December 2011
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DONE APPLYING TO COLLEGE THANKS BE TO GOD
That moment when someone on the other side of the...
kirstenrockss:
They’re like:
I am like:
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Why is it so fucking hard to finish this last...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
tayli:
Do you remember?
Mark: It was spontaneous, soft, yet assertive. Ashley: Was it fun? Darren: It was fun. I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer and I just couldn’t help it Mark: If he married you, his name would be? Darren: What would it be? Mark: Chris2 Darren: Chris2? I think it could happen. Never say never.
Teacher : "What comes after 69 ?" Me : "hmmmm.......
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
peaceismyname:
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THAT’S HOW WE ROLL!!!
lovingyoufearlessly:
Everything Inspiring..: The trolls make it to Facebook!
yanilavigne:
Photos are self explanatory. I’m sharing this just in case you haven’t come across this post yet (like me) Haha. Happy trolling! :)
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Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.
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illestamongthesupreme:
This makes me happy on so many levels
Everything else is irrelevant.